A dirty kael is where while you have intercourse with your girlfriend/wife you turn her over and stick you male appendage in her belly button. And have intercourse with it.
"Yo man, last night me and my girlfriend tried a dirty kael. It didnt end well"
When an employee walks up to his supervisor, whips his ballsack out, then proceeds to call his supervisor a faggot for looking. Then demands a promotion or he’ll file a report against his ball gazing supervisor.
Damn dude, I got my promotion! I just had to Dirty Kaelan my boss!
a tiny girl who absolutely loves the biggest fattest dicks. she’s super small but doesn’t want an ounce of pity and wants it rough and hard. she may look small and innocent but she wants it hard and rough.
“dude that girl last night pulled a dirtykaela on me, i thought she was gonna be timid but man she bounced that ass back until she couldn’t no more”
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.