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Dirty justine 

A woman who gives you hope and gives you love just to destroy your mental health and is actually a piece of trash
Dean:" i met this girl and she's so nice and cute"
James:" watch out she's a dirty justine"

Dirty Justine 

A girl who has pony like hair that you really feel like stroking. Usually this species of woman likes to be referred to as "judders"
Hey I love your hair, it's so Dirty Justine, can I stroke it? Wow it's just like stroking a pony
Dirty Justine by Eddiethecleaner April 13, 2020

dirty justin 

When having sex with a girl you turn her around like doing a doggie style but instead of inserting your penis you insert your nose in her ass and have her lick it afterwards.
Man, I just gave that girl a Dirty Justin. I don't know if my nose still stinks from her mouth or from her ass.
dirty justin by Jorge Agnosti November 20, 2007

Dirty Justin 

The sexual act of moving from anal to vaginal or oral without cleansing your penis.
I gave her a Dirty Justin and she loved it.
Dirty Justin by doubledeep June 3, 2021

Dirty Justin 

When you fuck a girl and tell her you can't feel it so she breaks up with you and gains 50lb and fucks your friend only then to 6 months later transition to a man so you can say you and your friend and both fucked the same dude.
Damn Chris, I did a dirty Justin last night.

Dirty Justin 

When someone doesn’t shower for weeks on end after having continuous agressive butt sex and forms a fungus around their anus
He was diagnosed with dirty Justin
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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