Dirty Jaret

When during the act of a soup kitchen one spreads shit on the windows, then finishing the act completely concealed, while leaving photos of said soup kitchen in the glove box

Jon: I had to burn my car.
Steve: Why is that?
Jon: had some bums do a Dirty Jaret in there!!!
Steve: what!?!? They left pics too???
Jon: and a thank you note signed by the group

by PervHirt August 29, 2019

Dirty Jafet

The guy who want you to sit on his face on the very first date, He's a rocker man but if you want he can dance the whole fucking night

"Do you want a great cunningulis call to Dirty Jafet"

by userntps November 3, 2020

Dirty Jared

When the male partner dips his nose into a tub of guacamole and then proceeds to rub and poke his nose into the female's rim. The action of rubbing and poking is akin to that of anal fisting-albeit with a nose.

Boy 1: Hey you gut any guacamole?

Boy 2: Huh? Eating some salsa?

Boy 1: Nah man, going to Dirty Jared my girl.

by SLAPPY BAG April 1, 2012

Dirty Jafet

The guy who want you to sit on his face on the very first date, He's a rocker man but if you want he can dance the whole fucking night

"Do you want a delicious cunnilingus call to Dirty Jafet"

by userntps November 3, 2020

Dirty Janet

A person who deceives midgets on a bed of Thin Mints.

Dirty Janet didn’t want my cookies

by MamaGirlGuides May 19, 2019

Dirty Janette

A boomer snowflake who cries at any minor inconvenience to distract you from their attempts to repeatedly peg you when your back is turned until they get their own way.

She started crying uncontrollably last night when I asked her to go on top! Then she tried to peg me as I got up to leave!

Dude! She pulled a dirty Janette

by jayisthename821 August 20, 2021