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Dirty Jade 

When you walk in on someone fucking a corpse whilst praying to God
I walked in on someone doing a dirty jade on there knees
Dirty Jade by MundaneAsparagus April 13, 2020

Dirty Jade 

The coolest Taurus you’ll ever meet. Probably thinking about sex or sleep while your talking to her.
Either talk to you too much or don't care at all.
« I met a girl she’s amazing brooo, but gee.. I think she’s a Dirty Jade, she doesn't seem interested in what I'm sayin’ »
Dirty Jade by brorustoopid April 22, 2020

dirty jade 

Acting as a coverup for your gay boyfriend.
She’s definitely being a dirty jade for Gabriel.
dirty jade by Toasted balls 1469 April 12, 2020

dirty jaden 

it is the act of fucking a chicken while you have another chicken eating your ass and a turkey licking your balls while someone else watches it happen
omg are they doing a dirty jaden??

Dirty Jaden 

Dirty Jaden is when you cry over a boy who only wants you for your juicy squidward cooter then set up a dick appointment for later that night with a random person.
Yo, I just totally pulled a dirty Jaden yesterday. Men are trash and all, but you should have seen the size on that dude I found last night.
Dirty Jaden by Squidward.cooter April 15, 2020

dirtyaaden 

A man who is so obsessed with fish that he decides to cum into the fish's mouth- sucking on it's fins. (Usually a dead fish)
I feel like a dirtyaaden right now, giiiirl
dirtyaaden by Local_Tree October 4, 2020
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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