dirty heather
dirty heather by Chris Slater bones Heathers July 31, 2020
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Dirty Heather
The act of cheating on your husband with two guys and looking like a dumb fucking idiot just to get the taste of cum and dick on your lips
Dirty Heather by bumfukegypt December 24, 2021
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Dirty Heather
Dirty Heather by Alex Trebec November 11, 2020
Dirty Heather
The act of taking a watery shit up the wall of a butcher's doorway during the day while a guy in a passing car takes a photo.
Man I need a shit but can't be assed to go to any of the near by toilets, oooh that butchers doorway looks cosy , I sure hope none of the many passersby take a phone out and snaps a picture of this, that would make it a Dirty Heather situation
Dirty Heather by Birty Dastard April 8, 2021
Dirty Dirty Heather
When your in a relationship and go to the bar with your Friends, then leave with a guy from a biker gang for an eventful night. Then wake up to the smell of shame, fear and regret.
Dirty Dirty Heather by Splendadaddy March 14, 2021
Dirty Heater
When you fart and it goes up the front instead of the back leaving a warm feeling in your crotch, usually happens when sitting down and not lifting a cheek to release the fart.
Person 1 "Dude why are you moving around all funny"
Person 2 "just trying to fix my balls, I just gave myself a dirty heater"
Person 2 "just trying to fix my balls, I just gave myself a dirty heater"
Dirty Heater by CrayKay November 27, 2012
Dirty heathen
When a man holds his balls while prancing around a cop like a fairy- using this as a mating call. In this instance the cop will slowing suck off stacked donuts off the heathens penis.
Dirty heathen by Snackpack97 June 5, 2025
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When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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