dirty heather 

When a person has too much wine, reads too many books, and curses you for being a normal person.

My friend Chris has a wife that is such a Dirty Heather.

dirty heather by Chris Slater bones Heathers July 31, 2020

Dirty Heather 

The act of cheating on your husband with two guys and looking like a dumb fucking idiot just to get the taste of cum and dick on your lips

I found out that my friends mother was a dirty heather

Dirty Heather by bumfukegypt December 24, 2021

Dirty Heather 

Is what happens when you put together a Dirty Tom and a Dirty Kelly, shaken not stirred.

Man that was a crazy night, we pulled the Dirty Heather and now I'm exhausted and my balls hurt.

Dirty Heather by Alex Trebec November 11, 2020

Dirty Heather 

The act of taking a watery shit up the wall of a butcher's doorway during the day while a guy in a passing car takes a photo.

Man I need a shit but can't be assed to go to any of the near by toilets, oooh that butchers doorway looks cosy , I sure hope none of the many passersby take a phone out and snaps a picture of this, that would make it a Dirty Heather situation

Dirty Heather by Birty Dastard April 8, 2021

Dirty Dirty Heather 

When your in a relationship and go to the bar with your Friends, then leave with a guy from a biker gang for an eventful night. Then wake up to the smell of shame, fear and regret.

Pedro picked up a dirty dirty heather from the bar last night

Dirty Dirty Heather by Splendadaddy March 14, 2021

Dirty Heater 

When you fart and it goes up the front instead of the back leaving a warm feeling in your crotch, usually happens when sitting down and not lifting a cheek to release the fart.

Person 1 "Dude why are you moving around all funny"

Person 2 "just trying to fix my balls, I just gave myself a dirty heater"

Dirty Heater by CrayKay November 27, 2012

Dirty heathen 

When a man holds his balls while prancing around a cop like a fairy- using this as a mating call. In this instance the cop will slowing suck off stacked donuts off the heathens penis.

Careful bob, they’re doing the dirty heathen.

Dirty heathen by Snackpack97 June 5, 2025