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Dirty Hailie 

Dirty Hailie is when you are getting a lap dance and just before the happy ending she jumps off and giggles.
That tiny dancer just gave me a dirty Hailie, now what am I going to do with this?
Dirty Hailie by Raceready5'2 May 21, 2019

dirty hallie 

when you like a guy for so long and they show absolutely zero interest back so you take matters into your own hands and print pictures of him , then you proceed to preform intercourse with said pictures.
i’m getting really tired of waiting around for him, might just have to pull a “dirty hallie”

Dirty Hayley

When a woman does reverse cowgirl, stands up and does a split on the penis into the anus, and rotates.
She did a dirty Hayley on me last night.

Dirty hayley

the act of smoking and drinking vodka early in the morning, while being a snake bitch
That girl over there pulled a dirty hayley yesterday

Dirty Hayley

The act of trying to be the dominant one and your boyfriend shuts it down
Hey baby can I do a dirty Hayley tonight?
No I'm the dominant one and you are gonna beg for what you want from me now as punishment
Dirty Hayley by Naylz05 May 10, 2021

dirty haylee 

This is the equivalent of licking a guys armpit while sticking your thumb up his ass.
“How’d it go with Brian last night?”
“Oh, I just gave him a dirty haylee.”
dirty haylee by Kevin coxlong April 12, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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