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Dirty Haylie 

A dirty haylie is when one covers themself in mud/maneuver (preferably sewage) to fit in with pigs while getting wet willied by multiple different bananas with Cable TV.
Oh my god, did you see the video of Aaron doing the dirty haylie?!?
Dirty Haylie by Anonymous6971 June 28, 2021
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Dirty Hailie 

Dirty Hailie is when you are getting a lap dance and just before the happy ending she jumps off and giggles.
That tiny dancer just gave me a dirty Hailie, now what am I going to do with this?
Dirty Hailie by Raceready5'2 May 21, 2019

dirty hallie 

when you like a guy for so long and they show absolutely zero interest back so you take matters into your own hands and print pictures of him , then you proceed to preform intercourse with said pictures.
i’m getting really tired of waiting around for him, might just have to pull a “dirty hallie

Dirty Hayley

When a woman does reverse cowgirl, stands up and does a split on the penis into the anus, and rotates.
She did a dirty Hayley on me last night.

Dirty hayley

the act of smoking and drinking vodka early in the morning, while being a snake bitch
That girl over there pulled a dirty hayley yesterday

Dirty Hayley

The act of trying to be the dominant one and your boyfriend shuts it down
Hey baby can I do a dirty Hayley tonight?
No I'm the dominant one and you are gonna beg for what you want from me now as punishment
Dirty Hayley by Naylz05 May 10, 2021

dirty haylee 

This is the equivalent of licking a guys armpit while sticking your thumb up his ass.
“How’d it go with Brian last night?”
Oh, I just gave him a dirty haylee.”
dirty haylee by Kevin coxlong April 12, 2020
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