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Dirty Gonzales

while in the act of sexual intercourse, the man or woman slips his or her finger into the anal cavity of their respective partner; Then removes "said" finger and shamefully slips it into his or her partners needy mouth..
woman, says "what the hell was that, I believe you just gave me a taste of my own ass" dirty gonzales baby!!
Dirty Gonzales by TheBigDirty December 18, 2011
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Dirty Gonzales

When a female in the act of performing oral sex on a male, is choked before the male occurs an orgasm. She then gasps for air swallowing the ejaculation.
She told me she doesn't swollow, so I gave out the Dirty Gonzales.

dirty gonzalez 

When you ejaculated into someone's nose after they give you a blow job. Then you push their nose into your ass and fart.
James gave Bree a "Dirty Gonzalez" after they ate mexican food.
dirty gonzalez by Lynn Bell February 20, 2007
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