Dirty Gerrit

Colloquial term in South Africa, used to describe the act of fornication with a jar of peanut butter whilst being stung by a bee. Often times the person will first be stung by a bee and then feel the sudden urge to stick their penis into a jar of peanut butter.

Daniel: I heard you were stung by a bee, are you alright?
Stephanus: Yes I am, I did a Dirty Gerrit to help calm my nerves.
Daniel: Oh, that's always the best way to deal with bee stings.

Dirty Gerrit by TowelEater June 17, 2023

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Dirty Gerrison

When someone has sex in a fountain filled with ones mythical body fluids in the middle of a shopping mall.
I was trying to shop yesterday, of course someone was doing a Dirty Garrison

Wow look at them such a dirty gerrison smh how raunchy

Dirty Gerrison by SnaimsAreDelicous August 29, 2023

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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