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Dirty Falcon 

The art of suprising your partner in a doggystyle position and adding a "bonus" Wich is puttin your 2 thumbs togheter and fingers up to form the shape of THE falcon, then inserting the head "Both thumbs" in your partner's anus while screaming like a flacon. To make it dirty you do it without lubrification. And to make it a Dirty fierce falcon, while you have both thumbs in your partner's anus, you spread your thumbs each side.

Other related act in a doggystyle position would be the Dirty cobra
Dirty falcon
Hey Frank guess what i've done yesterday, I dirty flaconed my girlfriend while eating a pizza.
Dirty falcon
Dirty Falcon by guillaiume September 14, 2009

dirty fallon

the act of filling the anus with cheerios and ejaculating onto them at 7:07 AM. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day so don’t skip it little girl
“Baby im hungry, can i have dirty fallon?”
dirty fallon by Dirtydirtyniño October 21, 2020

Dirty falcon

The act of trying to pull your ladies chonies down with your long, dirty toenails and you scratch her leg.
I accidentally gave her a dirty falcon last night and now she has an infection.
Dirty falcon by Squeeler5000 January 19, 2026
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