Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Squeeler5000

Walnut shell

An old man’s crinkly nut sack that is sporadically hairless due to rubbing from supportive tighty-whitey underwear.

Honey, you’ve worn a hole in your briefs from your balding walnut shell!

A load that is deposited into a receptacle other than a vagina.

Dear God Daryl! You left boneless babies all over in your socks!

The act of trying to pull your ladies chonies down with your long, dirty toenails and you scratch her leg.

I accidentally gave her a dirty falcon last night and now she has an infection.

When a plastic tampon applicator is deposited in the toilet which results in it being clogged

Don’t leave your beaver whistles in the toilet!

When a man wipes the end of his dick off after cumming with a Kleenex and it dries standing up looking like a ghost.

Oh man, you have a whole graveyard of crispy ghosts by your bed!