Definitions by Squeeler5000

Dirty falcon

The act of trying to pull your ladies chonies down with your long, dirty toenails and you scratch her leg.

I accidentally gave her a dirty falcon last night and now she has an infection.

Dirty falcon by Squeeler5000 January 19, 2026

Beaver whistle

When a plastic tampon applicator is deposited in the toilet which results in it being clogged

Don’t leave your beaver whistles in the toilet!

Beaver whistle by Squeeler5000 December 25, 2025

Crispy ghost 

When a man wipes the end of his dick off after cumming with a Kleenex and it dries standing up looking like a ghost.

Oh man, you have a whole graveyard of crispy ghosts by your bed!

Crispy ghost by Squeeler5000 May 31, 2025