A girl who suppresses her sexual desires in order to live up to conservative ideals of Western society; if attempting to hook up with, give up after five minutes because it ain't happening (ask Big Ben)
Guy at bar: hey baby, you wanna head on out to my place?
Girl: No, I'm going to stay here and covet my vagina like it's a sacred artifact sent from Christ.
When your smashing a girl have her lay on her back with her ass in the air fill her pussy up with ketchup and dip your mcnuggets into her ketchup filled vagina
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.