Dirty Diday 

When someone is in the act off sex and decides to play with the girls vagina in the same fashion as that of a pizza maker.
Then after he is done he pours cream cheese into the vagina to soften up while he waits for his bagel to heat up.

Man Dave was giving Vivian such a dirty diday he made an extra large pizza with that thing and he really enjoyed his bagel.

Dirty Diday by Paul Stevenson September 8, 2007

Dirty Diddy

A Dirty Diddy is when you sing a Drake song and rape little kids and using a dead rat as a flesh light simultaneously with no condom and afterwards slapping the children with your enormous cock on Jeffrey Epstein’s Island at the Diddy party.

"Damn, John was doing the Dirty Diddy at the Diddy party last night!"

Dirty Diddy by Chancetherapper4k June 3, 2024

Dirty Diddy

the act of railing a baby while drinking olive oil

i just did a dirty diddy at the party

Dirty Diddy by bucket___- January 20, 2025

Dirty Diddy

The Dirty Diddy is a successful musician who has become so wealthy and famous he is a household name. He has become so wealthy and powerful that people no longer tell him no, for anything. This causes him to go to the extreme when it comes to sex and other activities, trying to achieve the feeling of eating the forbidden fruit. Become all humans crave things that are off limits, so when nobody tells you no anymore it's a hard feeling to fullfill. So The Dirty Diddy is the kind of guy who engages in child porn, extreme fetishist, crazy sex parties, beastiality, and any other extreme sex act known to man. The Dirty Diddy doesn't understand what he has become until he ends up with sex trafficking charges and on national news.

Damn man Sean has really gone overboard, he has become a real Dirty Diddy.

Dirty Diddy by Unicornucopia July 5, 2025

Dirty Diddy

You fill your urethra with baby oil and proceed to golden shower your significant other. Then, spreading there ass and farting in it.

Lets do a cheeky dirty diddy tonight, what do you say?

Dirty Diddy by anonymous July 14, 2025