Dirty Diday

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When someone is in the act off sex and decides to play with the girls vagina in the same fashion as that of a pizza maker.
Then after he is done he pours cream cheese into the vagina to soften up while he waits for his bagel to heat up.

Man Dave was giving Vivian such a dirty diday he made an extra large pizza with that thing and he really enjoyed his bagel.

Dirty Diday by Paul Stevenson September 8, 2007

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Dirty Diddy

A Dirty Diddy is when you sing a Drake song and rape little kids and using a dead rat as a flesh light simultaneously with no condom and afterwards slapping the children with your enormous cock on Jeffrey Epstein’s Island at the Diddy party.

"Damn, John was doing the Dirty Diddy at the Diddy party last night!"

Dirty Diddy by Chancetherapper4k June 3, 2024

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Dirty Diddy

the act of railing a baby while drinking olive oil

i just did a dirty diddy at the party

Dirty Diddy by bucket___- January 20, 2025

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Dirty Diddy

The Dirty Diddy is a successful musician who has become so wealthy and famous he is a household name. He has become so wealthy and powerful that people no longer tell him no, for anything. This causes him to go to the extreme when it comes to sex and other activities, trying to achieve the feeling of eating the forbidden fruit. Become all humans crave things that are off limits, so when nobody tells you no anymore it's a hard feeling to fullfill. So The Dirty Diddy is the kind of guy who engages in child porn, extreme fetishist, crazy sex parties, beastiality, and any other extreme sex act known to man. The Dirty Diddy doesn't understand what he has become until he ends up with sex trafficking charges and on national news.

Damn man Sean has really gone overboard, he has become a real Dirty Diddy.

Dirty Diddy by Unicornucopia July 5, 2025

Dirty Diddy

You fill your urethra with baby oil and proceed to golden shower your significant other. Then, spreading there ass and farting in it.

Lets do a cheeky dirty diddy tonight, what do you say?

Dirty Diddy by anonymous July 14, 2025

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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