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Dirty Dawson 

The act of packing fudge into another man’s butthole, then pulling it out and sucking it off one’s own cock while nutting at the same time
He pulled a dirty Dawson on his cousin Riley and the screamed with joy
Dirty Dawson by Fattommy0304 October 3, 2022

Dirty Dawson

The act of orally and genitally satisfying a woman in a manner that makes her become addicted to his perfect schlong. The throbbing of her loins becomes so intense that the need for Dawson cock in her asshole causes her to off herself from Dawson dick withdrawal.
Did you hear about Lacey? She offed herself after she got Dirty Dawsoned!
Dirty Dawson by Toofittoquit November 18, 2025

Dirty Dayson 

A thicc boy who loves to put brownies and ice cream onto a person and eat it off
Broo, he’s pulling a dirty Dayson

Dirty Danson

When you spank your chihuahua before using money as a condom and fucking a teddy bear.
Lj pulled a dirty danson last night after playing rust.
Dirty Danson by negroinanelevator January 1, 2026
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