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Dirty Dania 

The Dirty Dania is an act in which an orally skilled woman sucks a guy’s dick, and puts a deodorant can in his hoop at the same time. And just before he’s about to cum, she places her third toe on the guys bell-end, causing him to explosively shoot his load across the room and all over the ceiling.
My girlfriend gave me a dirty dania last night, I came on the lampshade
Dirty Dania by BumLover69 April 18, 2020
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Dirty Dana 

When you phone sex chat a girl through her first pleasurable, masturbatory experience.
That Dirty Dana session was the best 20 minutes in a long time.
Dirty Dana by Lilyellowspoon November 21, 2017

dirty damian 

The best most nasty sex you have ever had and he will make you breakfast before ditching you.
That dirty damian sure can cook a good breakfast.
dirty damian by that wacky chick January 25, 2019

Dirty Damiano 

The best and nastiest sex you have ever had and he will make you breakfast before ditching, because he loves to impress you with food.
That dirty Damiano sure can cook a good pasta carbonara.
Dirty Damiano by Mammmamia April 18, 2020

Dirty Dana 

When you take a girl out to a nice dinner, see a show, and pay for everything. Then the woman takes you back to her place, where she reveals that she is a zombie den-mother, and you proceed to beat her down with your cutlass. Because you are a pirate, and you never leave home without it. The remainder of the zombie horde is then destroyed by your vampire army.
Dude, that bitch was a total ice queen. But I pulled a Dirty Dana on her, and she shut up real quick.
Dirty Dana by The Pirate King August 5, 2008

Dirty Dana 

The gross act of rather disgusting and very obvious fornication in a public place.
Usually oral sex
i.e. A park, baseball field, or mall
Guy #1 "dude i was out with this chick yesterday and we totally had a dirty dana"

Guy #2 "aww man that's so gross! Where'd you do it?"

Guy #1 "at this small little public park. We're gonna call it fornication park now."
Dirty Dana by waterpolokid May 27, 2013

Dirty Dana 

When you pop a girl’s cherry on her parents’ bed while they are out of town.
I totally had him pull a Dirty Dana on me while my parents were in Florida.
Dirty Dana by Lilyellowspoon November 21, 2017