When a couple is engaged in intercourse, then one of the two proceeds to excrete fecal matter onto the others face, and then shaves his(or her) pubic, taint and ass hairs on top of the crap, as to imitate Matt Damon's beard. (distant relative of the abe lincoln)

Oh my Gosh hun, that dirty damon was so thorough that if I saw you on the street with all that crap and pubes on your face, I would have asked you for your autograph!

dirty damon by zztop118 June 10, 2009

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Dirty Damon

a Dirty Damon is when one shits in another mouth and the person with the shit in the mouth try's to gargle it then spread it on the others face while putting their pubes and ass hair on the others face making it seem like they are a dirty Damon they then proceed to suck the other off and then spit the cum on the others face adding to the mix of shit and hair.

guy: hey babe wanna do a Dirty Damon tonight?
girl: whats a dirty Damon
guy: ill show you ;)
girl: OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOI-
guy: shhhhh just let it happen

guy: shits on his face)

girl: ah i see now

Dirty Damon by Antrim epic 420 69 March 31, 2020

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Dirty Damon

After anal you make a sandwich and realize you have no peanut butter so you scrape her shit off your cock and make that bread moist.

My sandwich was dry until I dirty Damon'd my chick in the kitchen

Dirty Damon by Dirty Damon September 24, 2019

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dirtydam

A nickname

Hi this is my bestfriend DIRTYDAM!

dirtydam by I lloueishw January 28, 2021

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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