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dirty couch cushion 

when you shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole while you jerk off a hairy indonesian woman on the corner of your bed while you listen to michael bolton and microwave a shit filled burrito
i gave erica a dirty couch cushion last week, my anus hurts like shit.

gettin the couch dirty 

When you beat your meat and you spill jizm everywhere.
Cory was beatin his meat when his sister surprised him gettin the couch dirty.
gettin the couch dirty by big_red November 7, 2006