Dirty Creed 

When you are having sexual encounter with a man and the cops walk in beacuse you are wanted for war crimes in Malaysia and the cops shit on your dog and leave.

"Yesterday Dwight pulled a dirty Creed on Tom."
"No way that hoe had it coming."

Dirty Creed by Joe Candice__ PARKER September 4, 2021

Dirty Credit Card Swipe 

The act of swiping one's hand through their own asscrack, and smelling it afterwards.

Steve was caught performing the Dirty Credit Card Swipe by his roommate Sean. When confronted about the act, he smelled his hand again.

Dirty Credit Card Swipe by Tomato Head Ed November 8, 2008