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Dirty Chinese

Adjective; to have a

If someone says they're going to have a dirty chinese, it means they're looking forward to what is expected to be an immensely delicious chinese take-away.

An Irish saying, it involves the popular misuse of the word 'dirty' as slang for something beyond the realm of every other positive word in the English language.

It is not used in a racist manner.
Lookin forward to a great big dirty chinese tonight

Had a really dirty chinese last night
Dirty Chinese by spinme November 19, 2010
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Chinese Dirty Talk 

Men who enjoy hearing their lady talk dirty to them in a foreign language
Tim: Fiona will you Chinese dirty talk to me?

chinese dirt water 

James, stop drinking that chinese dirt water!

chinese dirt ball 

When you're eating out an Asian chick's asshole and she shits in your mouth.
Two asian chicks gave eachother chinese dirt balls.

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026