Dirty Camillo 

A person must wear a strap-on on the top of his head and has to penetrate a second person who's wearing a 2,5 meters long skirt; they must then balance in a people-tower and walk around as a single person while the upper man recite quotes by Camillo Benso, Count of Cavour as: ''I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me'' or ''What scoundrels we would be if we did for ourselves what we are ready to do for Italy'' and so on.

Skilled people can also do a Double or a Triple Dirty Camillo, in which there are, respectively, 3 and 4 people-towers and only the upper one can recite the quotes.

Girl 1: "Hey! That man must be 2,5 meters tall!"
Girl 2: "Oh, no, those are Amanda and Josh doing a Dirty Camillo."

Person: "Wow, you should be in the Guinness World Record as one of the tallest man alive!"
Dirty Camillo: "No, I'm a sitting on a strap-on on the head of another man."
Person: *cringing* "Ahahah strange joke, man"
Dirty Camillo: "I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I tell them the truth and they never believe me."

Dirty Camillo by scarselyuseful August 27, 2022

Dirty Camilla 

When a girl smothers you with her tits until you pass out and you wake up with her sitting on her face. And you lick her out until oblivion.

Did the dirty Camilla last night, I barely remember a thing.

Dirty Camilla by Benjaminfranklin69 June 11, 2021

Dirty Caillou 

When you’re in FULL FORCE Caillou mode throwing a temper tantrum over a girl not showing you her feet, or taking feet pictures for you. So you take her disabled amputee sisters prosthetic leg, because it’s the best thing to real life you’ll ever get, fuck your best friends girlfriend with the prosthetic foot while your cat watches. Then end up dating all three, plus your cat. While eating a pickle.

Fuck Kyle just pulled a DIRTY CAILLOU!! ... AGAIN !

Damn it Kyle... not the Dirty Caillou .. put the prosthetic foot down and help her back into her wheel chair !

Dirty Caillou by Kyles favourite admin June 3, 2021

Dirty Camilo

When a man stick a magnet to the tip of his penis and then puts coins into a woman's vagina. Then he proceeds to try to remove them using the magnet on his penis.

Dude guess what I did last night with Amy!
What?!
We did a dirty camilo.
You guys are crazy!

Dirty Camilo by Chew Mai Kok April 18, 2020

Dirty Camilo

The act of sticking your nose in the vagina of a women and aggressively smelling and sucking out the arousal fluids.

I just gave my girlfriend a dirty camilo today.

Dirty Camilo by IntellectualRizzler May 16, 2025