Dirty Caden

A kid that has a laser mouse and cuts out your anus then shoves it down your throat with a water bottle back in place

did you hear about that kid had a Dirty Caden last night?

by ./\.#dirtbike./\. March 20, 2020

Dirty Caden

The act of which a girl/guy sucks on a mans right testicle with a straw big enough to get it stuck.

Guy 1: man after hooking up with britanny, I had to go to the hospital and get the straw removed
guy 2: sounds like she gave you the dirty caden..Im SUPER jealous

by thicc.brown.bish January 03, 2022

dirty caden

Cutting a hole through your eurethra and beating off to a 96 and a half year-old lady getting a plastic spork from dairy queen melted onto her knee cap.

Bro I heard Ted did a dirty caden last night

by Anal doge February 12, 2022