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Dirty bulking

Eating a medium dominoes pizza on a Sunday night to increase your weight for the rest of the week to lift more and gain more muscle mass
Garrett- Hey billy why the fuck did you eat a whole pizza by yourself?

Billy- I’m dirty bulking for the week bruh, you should try it sometime fat ass.

dirty bulker 

An uneducated and improper way of gaining mass. This is done by eating extremely high fat and low protein foods (McDonald's, Ho-Hos, etc..) with little if any weight lifting. The would-be jabroni does gain mass - Yes, but it is almost entirely fat, defeats the purpose and is next to impossible to cut.
Ian: "Hey have you seen Leroy lately? He's been pounding those Twinkies and Big Macs. He said he's bulking up and trying to get diesel, but all he did was end up a fat ass."

Mike: "Yeah, I know. Dude needs to pick up an MD, you know - a Muscular Development (magazine)... He's such a dirty bulker. So un-diesel."

Both: Lol.
dirty bulker by Michael Davison December 27, 2007

dirty bulking

Getting buff by eating Fifty Big Macs a day to fuel your metabolism.
He looked like he worked out a lot but it was just dirty bulking
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026