Dirty Brenton

The act of of placing a whole cauliflower inside a girls butt after cumming on it while screaming cauliflower cheese and sprinkling seasoning on her back

"Dude that girl last night was such a hoe, just had to do the dirty brenton with her"

by Chewbacca69cum April 2, 2020

Dirty Brennon

When you need to give your partner a 'safe gesture' because they won't be able to speak with a throat full of dick.

Gave my girl a Dirty Brennon so I would know when she needed to breathe.

A hand gestures safe word is used during a Dirty Brennon (noun)

by HisLilGirl420 April 10, 2019

Dirty Brendon

When your girlfriend/so gives you the super twister vacuum gawk gawk 3000.

She’s such a slut! I saw her give a Dirty Brendon to him!

by aqifkaperdoni May 11, 2020

Dirty Brendon

When one is sad and alone in this world so they cry and use their wet salty tears as lubrication for added stimulation during masturbation (typically while watching cartoon tentacle porn).

"Not only is he a virgin but he gives himself a dirty brendon every night... sad right?"

by Dirty Fish Facts February 5, 2019

Dirty Brendon

A homo piece of shit that thinks he's God's gift but in fact is a piece of shit that no one likes

See that guy he's a dirty Brendon

by anonymous August 5, 2021

Dirty brentin

The act of sitting on your own hand till it goes numb, then reaching around between your legs from behind to jerk yourself off while sucking your thumb and watching granny porn

"damn I wanked so much yesterday I had to do the dirty brentin just to get myself off!"

by Angelicwar September 29, 2020

Dirty Brennon

When a guy gives another guy a mouth full of dick that is so pleasurable, that he sucks him clean.

"Yeah dude, I gave him a Dirty Brennon.."

"Craaaazzzzyyyy.."

by Menkisser <3 October 15, 2023