Dirty Brenton
The act of of placing a whole cauliflower inside a girls butt after cumming on it while screaming cauliflower cheese and sprinkling seasoning on her back
Dirty Brenton by Chewbacca69cum April 2, 2020
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Dirty Brennon
When you need to give your partner a 'safe gesture' because they won't be able to speak with a throat full of dick.
Gave my girl a Dirty Brennon so I would know when she needed to breathe.
A hand gestures safe word is used during a Dirty Brennon (noun)
A hand gestures safe word is used during a Dirty Brennon (noun)
Dirty Brennon by HisLilGirl420 April 10, 2019
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When one is sad and alone in this world so they cry and use their wet salty tears as lubrication for added stimulation during masturbation (typically while watching cartoon tentacle porn).
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Dirty brentin
The act of sitting on your own hand till it goes numb, then reaching around between your legs from behind to jerk yourself off while sucking your thumb and watching granny porn
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