Dirty Brandon

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob immediately followed by a handjob and swallows both times.

Kelly really knows how to give a dirty Brandon, I could sleep the rest of the week!

by fresh cucumber April 16, 2020

Dirty Brandon

When 2 gay guys are fucking in the Spoon position. then the one in the back bends forward and sucks the cock of the other

(this usually means you have to be very flexible)

"We did the Dirty Brandon last night."

by Gustaco4/94 July 12, 2009

Dirty Brandon

When a gay man and a straight man conjoin together by opening the gay man's penis hole and inserting the straight man's penis hole until white fluid oozes out, but only on April 24th.

I can't believe Danny just did a Dirty Brandon with Derek.

by TheDictioner April 25, 2020

Dirty Brandon

When no fun dad won't let you go to breakfast during the week with your friends.

I had to go to Mcdonald's drive through this morning because Dirty Brandon wouldn't let us go to Smith's.

by BradRocks24/7 November 24, 2021

Dirty brandon

Someone who likes to throw his phone off a trampoline.

Emily played a dirty brandon while we were on facetime

by jpalengoodsell1 September 28, 2020

Dirty brandon the entertainer

When you ejacukate on the headliner of your car and she slams the door and it drips down on your forehead while eating pineapple pizza.

Oh hey.... I had a dirty brandon the entertainer last night

by Maatttyyy April 14, 2020