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when someone covers their penis in peanut butter and smacks the girls forehead with it
YO, I Karen just got dirty bobbed
I did the dirty bob on her!
dirty bob by st3psis January 20, 2021
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This is the sexual act of smacking a girls ass with so much force that she screams next you wallop you penis in her mouth till she chokes then quickly pull it out before she dies
Person 1:Did he really give you a dirty Bob last night

Person 2:yeah it was the best thing ever
Dirty Bob by LittleJenks2425 October 27, 2019
Prolific adult video review critic for AVN (Adult Video News) and other adult publications and current head of the XRCO (X-Rated Critics Organization). Also infamous for being an aficionado of lap dances and recruiting the adult stars for the annual Tampa Show.
Send it in to Dirty Bob to be reviewed - that bald-headed dude will take care of ya.
Dirty Bob by Dirty Bob September 22, 2005
i just did a dirty bob

Dirty Bobessa 

The act of aborting in front of your husband while being sexually assaulted by a group of angry mexicans
Tracy did a dirty bobessa last night in front of her husband Jim
Dirty Bobessa by BogusAnalus February 1, 2021

dirty bobsled 

shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.
I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.
dirty bobsled by mr. voldemort December 30, 2010

Dirty Bobby 

Can I get a Dirty Bobby?
What the fuck is that?
Vodka limeade bitch.
Dirty Bobby by Dirty Bobby February 12, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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