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Dirty Barney 

A booty eating bandit who steals kiddies to shred their arse.
Dirty Barney by BallCrusher420 April 30, 2020

Dirty Barney 

A sexual act, while someone in a Barney suit, wears a red strap on, and fucks a man in the ass, while the man that is receiving it is singing the barney theme song and jacking off someone in a squirrel costume (Scooter McNutty), all while someone in a BJ costume masturbates on the recipients face.
“Last night was crazy, turns out a dirty Barney is not what I thought it was”

Dirty Barnes 

The act of placing one's thumb in another's ass and upon removal wiping it on one's own upper lip to savor the aroma, a la the Dirty Sanchez.
Did Dan grow a mustache or just throw down a Dirty Barnes.

dirty barnett 

When a old timer gets a blowjob from his apprentice while pulling his hair through his belt loops
I gave taylor a dirty barnett. Hes not going to lunch, hes full.
dirty barnett by Sssaasdd June 27, 2022

Dirty Barnette 

When your teacher has a crush on a student.
That teacher must be a dirty barnette
Dirty Barnette by DarkyWolf May 25, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026