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Dirty barney 

Dirty Barney. A man who shreds anus like wolverine. Ripping anus like wolverine. He probably slaps men's asses.
Wow, that man is a dirty Barney.
Dirty barney by BallCrusher420 April 30, 2020
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Dirty Barney 

A booty eating bandit who steals kiddies to shred their arse.
Dirty Barney by BallCrusher420 April 30, 2020

Dirty Barney 

A sexual act, while someone in a Barney suit, wears a red strap on, and fucks a man in the ass, while the man that is receiving it is singing the barney theme song and jacking off someone in a squirrel costume (Scooter McNutty), all while someone in a BJ costume masturbates on the recipients face.
“Last night was crazy, turns out a dirty Barney is not what I thought it was”

Dirty Barnes 

The act of placing one's thumb in another's ass and upon removal wiping it on one's own upper lip to savor the aroma, a la the Dirty Sanchez.
Did Dan grow a mustache or just throw down a Dirty Barnes.

dirty barnett 

When a old timer gets a blowjob from his apprentice while pulling his hair through his belt loops
I gave taylor a dirty barnett. Hes not going to lunch, hes full.
dirty barnett by Sssaasdd June 27, 2022

Dirty Barnette 

That teacher must be a dirty barnette
Dirty Barnette by DarkyWolf May 25, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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