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Dirty Barney 

A booty eating bandit who steals kiddies to shred their arse.
Dirty Barney by BallCrusher420 April 30, 2020

Dirty Barney 

A sexual act, while someone in a Barney suit, wears a red strap on, and fucks a man in the ass, while the man that is receiving it is singing the barney theme song and jacking off someone in a squirrel costume (Scooter McNutty), all while someone in a BJ costume masturbates on the recipients face.
“Last night was crazy, turns out a dirty Barney is not what I thought it was”

Dirty Barnes 

The act of placing one's thumb in another's ass and upon removal wiping it on one's own upper lip to savor the aroma, a la the Dirty Sanchez.
Did Dan grow a mustache or just throw down a Dirty Barnes.

dirty barnett 

When a old timer gets a blowjob from his apprentice while pulling his hair through his belt loops
I gave taylor a dirty barnett. Hes not going to lunch, hes full.
dirty barnett by Sssaasdd June 27, 2022

Dirty Barnette 

When your teacher has a crush on a student.
That teacher must be a dirty barnette
Dirty Barnette by DarkyWolf May 25, 2022
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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