Dirty Astro

When you get in =to 3 sets of a threesome. So like... a ninesome.

Person #1: Hey, are you alright? You look tired
Person #2: Yeah, me and my mates did a Dirty Astro last night. So many things inserted into one hole, ya know?
Person# 1: Why are we friends.

by idontkincartman January 16, 2022

dirty asstro

When you stick an entire bouquet inside of an old mans butthole then rip it out so fast he shits himself.

moth: “That old guys so hot im bouta pull a dirty asstro.”
janiel: “Never contact me again you horrifying piece of human garbage.”

by m0thMan_ January 21, 2022

DIRTY ASTRONAUT

Rolling in a dirty porta-pottie from an elevated area while getting a blumpkin

I had a crazy weekend, I took a girl on a dirty astronaut

by J R Ø S S June 2, 2018

Dirty astronaut

Nut in a cherrio bag and put it over the persons head

I gave Keisha the dirty astronaut now she loves NASA

by 146foxyup March 13, 2023

astronaut dirt

After you eat a girl out, she craps in your mouth and then you throw up on her face.

We had to spray lysol in our apartment room for days to get rid of the stench left over from the last time I gave Cheryl astronaut dirt.

by Drew123812937190 August 30, 2006