when you piss in someone’smouth and make them swallow it, kiss them, and punch them as hard as you can in the stomach so that they throw up into your mouth, and then swallow. usually afterwards you have sexual relations with them.
person 1: yo, i gave samantha a dirty adrian last night.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.