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Dirty Aidyn 

When you have a midget grab your thigh while smearing Nutella onto your genitals. after the midget spreads the Nutella on your genitals, it is common for the midget to do a process called Sloppy Toppy, which is an expression for oral intercourse. The midget will lick and suck the Nutella while humming the famous SoundCloud song, Benz. after they've licked the Nutella clean off, they will then leave your house after stealing all your Cosmic Brownies.
I just got the Dirty Aidyn last night.
Dirty Aidyn by DopeDyl September 27, 2021
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Dirty Aidyn 

When a girl is giving you head and you pee in her mouth then cum then you proceed to drink the cum piss concoction.
I want to surprise my girl for her birthday, so i’m making sure to drink a lot of water so I can give her a Dirty Aidyn.
Dirty Aidyn by Jaday250 April 15, 2020

Dirty Aidan

The act of masturbating whilst submerging your scrotum in a teapot of boiling water, and then finishing it off by ejaculating into the teapot, garnishing with flakes of burnt skin, and serving to an unsuspecting person.
"Your grandmother asked for some tea, so I gave her a Dirty Aidan."

"You fucking degenerate."

dirty dirty Aiden 

A dirty dirty Aiden is when you fuck your stepsis so hard that she yells I love your small cock 8 times in a row!
my stepbro gave me a dirty dirty aiden yeaterday and I today i gave him head!!
dirty dirty Aiden by alwaysrealfacts February 18, 2023

Dirty Aiden 

The act of fucking a girl so hard she comes twice
Dirty Aiden by Biggdickboyyyy February 12, 2019

Dirty Aidan

Taking a women’s high heel in the anus
Can’t believe he got a Dirty Aidan while in the club
Dirty Aidan by APA_03 April 16, 2020

Dirty Aiden 

Fucking an animal to the point your sperm comes out of its eyes while sitting on a dragon dildo.
Eww, that guy is doing the Dirty Aiden 24/7.
Dirty Aiden by Prisoner056 March 14, 2022
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