Dirty Aidyn

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When you have a midget grab your thigh while smearing Nutella onto your genitals. after the midget spreads the Nutella on your genitals, it is common for the midget to do a process called Sloppy Toppy, which is an expression for oral intercourse. The midget will lick and suck the Nutella while humming the famous SoundCloud song, Benz. after they've licked the Nutella clean off, they will then leave your house after stealing all your Cosmic Brownies.

I just got the Dirty Aidyn last night.

Dirty Aidyn by DopeDyl September 27, 2021

Words you can keep

Dirty Aidyn

When a girl is giving you head and you pee in her mouth then cum then you proceed to drink the cum piss concoction.

I want to surprise my girl for her birthday, so i’m making sure to drink a lot of water so I can give her a Dirty Aidyn.

Dirty Aidyn by Jaday250 April 15, 2020

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Dirty Aidan

The act of masturbating whilst submerging your scrotum in a teapot of boiling water, and then finishing it off by ejaculating into the teapot, garnishing with flakes of burnt skin, and serving to an unsuspecting person.

"Your grandmother asked for some tea, so I gave her a Dirty Aidan."

"You fucking degenerate."

Dirty Aidan by Shitposting With Babish March 26, 2020

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A dirty dirty Aiden is when you fuck your stepsis so hard that she yells I love your small cock 8 times in a row!

my stepbro gave me a dirty dirty aiden yeaterday and I today i gave him head!!

dirty dirty Aiden by alwaysrealfacts February 18, 2023

Dirty Aiden

The act of fucking a girl so hard she comes twice

I dirty Aiden her last night

Dirty Aiden by Biggdickboyyyy February 12, 2019

Dirty Aidan

Taking a women’s high heel in the anus

Can’t believe he got a Dirty Aidan while in the club

Dirty Aidan by APA_03 April 16, 2020

Dirty Aiden

Fucking an animal to the point your sperm comes out of its eyes while sitting on a dragon dildo.

Eww, that guy is doing the Dirty Aiden 24/7.

Dirty Aiden by Prisoner056 March 14, 2022

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026