Dirt Trail

If the river runs red (on the rag) take the dirt trail.
by Dangerous February 22, 2003
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dirt trail

the trail of feces left above the butthole because of wiping upwards with the tp
"jesse noticed the dirt trail as he rammed her in the cornhole"
by mlen December 09, 2003
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raw dog the dirt trail

When someone is out of condoms and they don't wanna waste time, they end up "raw dogging the dirt trail," which means to have anal sex in order to prevent pregnancy.
John: Did you get some last night?

Peter: Well, I was out of condoms and didn't want to have a young Pete running around, so I decided to raw dog the dirt trail.
by ftblplyr69 March 01, 2011
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