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Diplomating 

Diplomating is the act of exposing yourself at a bar or other public place and claiming diplomatic immunity. This is commonly done by scummy men claiming to be diplomats.
The man was diplomating in front of us as we grabbed our drinks at the bar.
Diplomating by Chick Evans October 14, 2019

diplotainment 

Foreign diplomacy conducted with the number one goal of raising one's profile at home. When a need to declare victory in foreign negotiations overrides the need to actually achieve any real foreign policy objectives. Daniel Russel, former President Obama's senior Asia Director at the National Security Council, speaking of the upcoming summit with North Korea after NK's categorical refusal to abandon their nuclear program: "President Trump has forged a new category of international relations that I would call 'diplotainment' and the Singapore meeting is going to demonstrate diplotainment at its pinnacle."
The summit is merely Diplotainment, as the President will declare victory even if nothing is achieved.
diplotainment by Locksmi June 10, 2018

diplomating 

The act of being a diplomat.

(See diplomat.)
Please come back later. I'm diplomating right now!
diplomating by matavia March 28, 2010

Nigerian Diplomatting

When an online stranger, preferably overseas, is intently interested in you for no apparent reason.
"Did you sell your Jag on eBay yet?"

"Nah, all I got was a long email from one guy: I think he was Nigerian Diplomatting me."