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dip fuck 

A combining of the expletive-laden labels dip shit and dumb fuck. This insult usually occurs when a person is so pissed off that in mid-insult he/she changes his/her mind as to what the insult should be. The result is a combination of dip and fuck, as shit and dumb drop off due to their unfortunate residence in the middle.
You're such a dip fuck! Those were my twinkies!
dip fuck by B... August 19, 2006
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Dip Fuck 

When your boyfriend promises to take you to Colorado and then buys a ticket for himself and forgets to take you with him.
Dip Fuck by cascat February 22, 2014

dip fuck 

A really dumb person, who cannot be classified as a dip shit, but as a seperate class.
"Terrance Terveltine II is a dip fuck for trying to have sex with a chimpanzee."

Faggo Fuck Dip 

A flamboyant fairy filled soyboy that likes to dip his micro dick into random guys bungholes while giving the reach around and talk about things that turn faggots on like the National Basketball Association, the View, Howard Stern and Ross Mathews just to name a few
Blake Griffin, Howard Stern and Draymond Green are total faggo fuck dips since they all hate Trump

Faggo Fuck Dip 

A really fruity fuckin' faggot that likes to dip his dong into a man's asshole after he just had an explosive diarrhea episode and forgot to wipe his ass.
Chad: "Yo bro, Jimmy Fallon is such a bitch ass faggo fuck dip for eating out Tracy Kelce's mangina while fucking Biden in his old shriveled up wrinkly diarrhea filled assholio"
Ted: "Yeah man, and Jimmy Kimmel is a bigger pussified faggo fuck dip bitch sucking Tranny Swift's long dong and sticking it into Blacko Wacko Hoodrat Raquan's unwiped diarrhea ridden asshole"

fuck and dip 

ghosting a bitch after you get into her pants.
Sam: Hey Will why do you have so many bitches, introduce me to some next time :)

WIll : Nahhh you're just gonna fuck and dip.
fuck and dip by Sam Chen November 15, 2018

dip fucker 

Ex (wife | husband) who, even when married, was just noT the brightest bulb on the tree.
"Dip Fucker just called, needs to swap visitation weekends" That fucking asshole just called again, wants to borrow money.
dip fucker by jebucha July 23, 2011
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