When your boyfriend promises to take you to Colorado and then buys a ticket for himself and forgets to take you with him.
My boyfriend is a Dip Fuck.
by cascat February 19, 2014
A combining of the expletive-laden labels dip shit and dumb fuck. This insult usually occurs when a person is so pissed off that in mid-insult he/she changes his/her mind as to what the insult should be. The result is a combination of dip and fuck, as shit and dumb drop off due to their unfortunate residence in the middle.
by B... August 19, 2006
by Jesus Christ, Super Star April 23, 2005
james was being such a fucking dip in front of the girl because he doesn't know what the hells he doing and needs to ask his best friend, lexie for advice.
by crusty salamander November 29, 2016
To purchase a stock or commodity during a price decline. Became popular during the post-housing bubble quantitative easing trend, where stocks were guaranteed to rise until a new dawn of American capitalism magically occurred or, alternatively, the money supply exploded resulting in uncontrollable inflation.
Investor 1: Dude, did you see that silver prices went down? What's with that?
Investor 2: Buy the dip. The Bernank will make sure that all prices are rising.
Investor 1: What?
Investor 2: Buy the fucking dip, you fucking idiot.
Investor 2: Buy the dip. The Bernank will make sure that all prices are rising.
Investor 1: What?
Investor 2: Buy the fucking dip, you fucking idiot.
by Cocomaan February 28, 2011
A flamboyant fairy filled soyboy that likes to dip his micro dick into random guys bungholes while giving the reach around and talk about things that turn faggots on like the National Basketball Association, the View, Howard Stern and Ross Mathews just to name a few
by I eat petite pussy January 15, 2020
by Issac you fucking dip shit December 04, 2017