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Dino Spumoni

The swing singing, Frank Sinatra/Dean Martin clone from the television show Hey Arnold!

Dino's many exploits include faking his own death for record sales, punching cameramen, and pissing off his writer.
Darling, you left my heart
In pieces on the floor
So tell me why shouldn't I
Break some things of yours?
I'll smash your lamp, the antique chair,
That stupid thing you always wear;
I'll smash a vase, the radio,
Those little teacups from Limoge;
Your wacky paintings on the walls;
Darling - POW - I'll smash 'em all;

Dino Spumoni - Smashed
Dino Spumoni by MLVMosley November 21, 2009
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dino spumoni

Dino Spumoni is a fictional character on the cartoon series Hey Arnold. Spumoni is hit a singer in the show, based on real world singer Dean Martin
dino spumoni's lyrics include
"you broke my heart in peices on the floor
now its time to break some things of yours.."
dino spumoni by um kristen September 17, 2008

dino spumoni

A slang term for dinosaur semen, its not as tasty as you might think :( The problem with dinsoaur spumoni is that only the Italian dinosaurs had it, leaving all the other dinosaurs impotent.
Jeeze Frank, you've got dino spumoni all over your hair... your head might be pregnant with littlefoot's brother.
dino spumoni by Cooley McCool September 21, 2006

Dino Spumoni

The act of shoving your thumb up another person rectum in an act of surprise while exclaiming the phrase "DINO SPUMONI!"
So we were all drinking lots of beer at Eastern when I went to bend over to talk to a wasted chick and that guy Alex totally gave me a Dino Spumoni.
Dino Spumoni by Brian Conway January 21, 2009

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026