A fruity dinker, flamboyantly resting from couch to couch; one who cross-dresses simply to enter a dangerously lethargic state in false hopes of getting anything done.
"We wanted to go to the Pride Parade, but Dinkerbell over there decided to stay at home, jerking off to Yu-Gi-Oh GX."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)