A fruity dinker, flamboyantly resting from couch to couch; one who cross-dresses simply to enter a dangerously lethargic state in false hopes of getting anything done.
"We wanted to go to the Pride Parade, but Dinkerbell over there decided to stay at home, jerking off to Yu-Gi-Oh GX."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.