Dingyu

A legend. Sex on legs. A jawline that could cut glass. Can be found at the front of the peloton with thousands desperate to keep up. Only flaw - besides there only being one of him - is his inability to guess crossword letters.

Person 1: "Hey did you see that Dingyu? Mad bunda"
Person 2: "Yeah bro couldn't miss him, did you see the army of simps behind him?"
Zara: "Yeah but how is he riding without any handlebars?"
Dingyu: "cringe"

by dingsimp January 22, 2022

dingy dangy doo

a home run, usually a long one; most often (though not exclusively) associated with Marlins outfielder Giancarlo Stanton; a grand slam is referred to as a grand dingy dangy doo

J-Nasty, how are you?

Giancarlito cranked a fourth-inning dingy dangy doo, how the heck are you?

by Parachute Boyz August 14, 2012

Dingus Boobie Face

Dingus Boobie Face is one that has the face that resembles breast and one that does stupid things to make you laugh

Friend "I love this game!".
Friend that doesn't care "Shut up you Dingus Boobie Face!."

by Skeletor420 December 14, 2018

Dingus McKringus

A person who is such a jackass they make your brain cells commit mass suicide one by one until your brain turns into pink Jell-O.

John is such a Dingus McKringus.

by OG Brett N Joe May 14, 2015

warm black dingus

Samuel L. Jackson's big black penis in "The Hateful Eight", which was sucked by the confederate General's son.

and Chester Charles Smithers...SUCKED on that warm black dingus for loooonnng as he could! HAHAHAHAHAH!

by woodland1982 April 9, 2016

Dingus Bat

Created by Symyra Byrd

Dingus bat is a phrase used to describe those people you love the most who act incredibly slow. Like your crackhead friends who don't do crack.

Symyra stop being such a dingus bat!

by symyrakgsyjf December 12, 2019

dingbusted

broken or damned.

Huck Finn: I done reckon our raft be dingbusted cause it gone run out of gas.

by Buckphillus June 29, 2012