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Dingyu

A legend. Sex on legs. A jawline that could cut glass. Can be found at the front of the peloton with thousands desperate to keep up. Only flaw - besides there only being one of him - is his inability to guess crossword letters.

Person 1: "Hey did you see that Dingyu? Mad bunda"
Person 2: "Yeah bro couldn't miss him, did you see the army of simps behind him?"
Zara: "Yeah but how is he riding without any handlebars?"
Dingyu: "cringe"

by dingsimp January 22, 2022