Dinggle hopper

a way to say "porn website" or "you watch porn" with out a parents or teachers concern or acknowledgment.

"My wifi doesn't allow..."
"dinggle hopper"
"huh... i was trying to say...."
"DINGGLE HOPPER"
"pokemon go...."
*awkward silence for 15 seconds*
"still a dinggle hopper"

by Brain_Much March 17, 2017

dingle hopper

a fork. best described on the disney movie the little mermaid.

This here dingle hopper is for eatin'.

by xalcoholx April 17, 2006

Dingle hopper

a fork used as a hair brush

Hey that's not for eating, that's a dingle hopper, it's for brushing your hair.

by Kady Herron May 27, 2015

Dingle hopper

Dingle hopper -homosexual version of slut

Like OMG Greg you are such a Dingle hopper always running from one Dingle berry to the next

by Dingle snooper June 1, 2017

Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper

A common British substance made of pilk, Rubbing alcohol, battery acid, and butternut squash in a jar, and shoving it up your anus to get the sensation of being British for 22 hours 43 minutes and 28.645 seconds.

I took a Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper this mornin' mate. I'm eatin' colours and beans on toast!

by frenchfrytherapy May 9, 2023

dingle hopper

Someone Who Hop's From Dingle Berry To Dingle Berry

dani is a dingle hopper

by chaos the god August 2, 2012

dingle hopper

a dingle hopper is a way to say EXTREMELY SMALL PENIS!

i heard that ted has a dingle hopper.

by dannyisjesus November 18, 2005