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Dinggle hopper 

a way to say "porn website" or "you watch porn" with out a parents or teachers concern or acknowledgment.
"My wifi doesn't allow..."
"dinggle hopper"
"huh... i was trying to say...."
"DINGGLE HOPPER"
"pokemon go...."
*awkward silence for 15 seconds*
"still a dinggle hopper"
Dinggle hopper by Brain_Much March 17, 2017
Words you can keep

dingle hopper 

a fork. best described on the disney movie the little mermaid.
This here dingle hopper is for eatin'.
dingle hopper by xalcoholx April 17, 2006

Dingle hopper 

a fork used as a hair brush
Hey that's not for eating, that's a dingle hopper, it's for brushing your hair.
Dingle hopper by Kady Herron May 27, 2015

Dingle hopper 

Dingle hopper -homosexual version of slut
Like OMG Greg you are such a Dingle hopper always running from one Dingle berry to the next

Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper 

A common British substance made of pilk, Rubbing alcohol, battery acid, and butternut squash in a jar, and shoving it up your anus to get the sensation of being British for 22 hours 43 minutes and 28.645 seconds.
I took a Fibbly-Dingle-Hopper this mornin' mate. I'm eatin' colours and beans on toast!

dingle hopper 

Someone Who Hop's From Dingle Berry To Dingle Berry
dingle hopper by chaos the god August 2, 2012

dingle hopper 

a dingle hopper is a way to say EXTREMELY SMALL PENIS!
i heard that ted has a dingle hopper.
dingle hopper by dannyisjesus November 18, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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