Dingdocity 

The atrocity of achieving the supreme level of stupidity (i.e. Dingdong).

Most notable offenders: mother-in-law, bad drivers and Christians.

Your dingdocity levels are off the charts!

Can you believe the dingdocity of that bitch?

Holy shit...all sorts of dingdocity be up in this joint!

Dingdocity by 3toes July 12, 2011

dildocity 

Dildoic in nature. A situation where one is critical of another's dildoic thoughts, words or deeds.

Oh, the dildocity of it all! Where could that feckin' guy's head be?

dildocity by Cock Johnson December 9, 2007

Dildocity 

Noun

1. The quality of appearing or acting like a cheap dollar store dildo, usually characterized by arrogance and disregard for common sense.
2. Not even good enough to be a dick.

Yeah Brenda, when he did that his dildocity just increased like ten fold!

Dildocity by Esprsso January 22, 2019