You are dirusexual, when you feel more consulted to the band Dir en grey than to the male or femalegender (or other human in general). You just love Dir en grey, more than everything. Dir en grey is your everything. You are just in love with Dir en grey, only with Dir en grey.
When you will do anything with either gender except you wont fuck women. Eg. You will date, grope, make-out, kiss females and males but you just wont have sex with a female
P1: "Hey man what sexuality preference are you"
P2: "Dicsexual, man"
P1: "Nice, Look at these chicks over there"
P2: "Yeah they are ok cant fuck them though"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"