Dilford

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tall, skinny, white girl that thinks shes better at beer pong then most men, but in reality shes only better then the average farmer. Dilfords are also extremely attractive and have a crucial effect on the males mind.

My farmer friend and I were playing Dilford in Beer Pong and the only reason I lost was because Dilford is better then my partner :/

Dilford by Kneesplease May 20, 2011

Words you can keep

dilfor

Dill-Four Dude or Dad I'd Like to Fuck on the Regular

Look at that hot dilfor.

dilfor by tonxman June 20, 2007

Related Words

Dilford • Delford • difforder • Dilferd • dilfor • dipfordale • Dial for Dollars • dip for diesel • DIJF? (or Did I just fart?)

Delford

Smart black dude that fixes everything always wears a hat strange sense of humour but he's loved anyway ;o he likes to say LET ME SHOW YOU SOMTHING then throw whatever it is at a wall or on a roof

Delford - "Let me show you sumthin" *throws chair on roof*

Delford by 5hark3y October 15, 2008

dipfordale

When you put a dip in for the remembrance of Dale Earnhardt Sr and afterwards yell DIPFORDALE

"Dude do you dip for dale"...... "Hells yea you know it" DipForDale

dipfordale by Fuckyouimdale March 26, 2017

Dilferd

Dilferd can be one of the most annoying people you'll ever meet, but at the end of the day you wouldn't trade him for anything. You can talk to dilferd about everything and you will know all of eachothers secrets. Dilferd secretly likes a person for months without the person knowing. Get yourself a dilferd.

Person: did you know dilferd liked Allie for 4.5 months?
Other person: classic dilferd

Dilferd by Ilovefil May 29, 2017

difforder

A different order; something that might have traditionally been considered a disorder by polite society, but which does not inherently lead to suffering when presented in favorable conditions.

Autism is a spectrum difforder.

difforder by fabralind February 8, 2024

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

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