1. Usually a male the sucks so hard he can go fuck himself.
2. Dudes who are so self absorbed they prefer to suck their own dick.
3. Dude who rides his own nuts.
Dildonesia is a small island situated in the river Tyne. It’s made of used condoms and broken dildos with fishy fanny juice insulated inside of them. It was once voted #2 on the annual visits list in england, 2019.
Don1: Bro I’m so bored
Don2: Same , let’s go to dildonesia and fuck some white girls with many different STI’s
Don1: Good idea!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"