dildune

another word for dildo. people use it when they don't like the word dildo.

dude did you see that dildune sticking out of her vagina?
yeah man, that's hot

by blacktacyssup September 16, 2016

Dildude

A male who sleeps with a large number of people. In essence, he is just a dildo, being only used for his penis.

Stevie: I've had sex with five people this week.

Jeff: You're a dildude.

by Nig-Nag June 6, 2009

Dildunicorn

When you strap a dildo to your head and have intercourse with a girl using the dildo on your forehead.

Wait? You dildunicorned Samatha, why would any self respecting girl allow someone to do that to her.

by midget pornstar May 30, 2009

Dildude

1. Usually a male the sucks so hard he can go fuck himself.
2. Dudes who are so self absorbed they prefer to suck their own dick.
3. Dude who rides his own nuts.

Hey Dildude, why don't you go and fuck yourself?

by Orly Vazquez May 29, 2008

Dildine

a drinking buddy

I met a dildine today and he gave me wisdom and fun in a bottle.

by enidlid lover April 3, 2021

dildonesia

Dildonesia is a small island situated in the river Tyne. It’s made of used condoms and broken dildos with fishy fanny juice insulated inside of them. It was once voted #2 on the annual visits list in england, 2019.

Don1: Bro I’m so bored
Don2: Same , let’s go to dildonesia and fuck some white girls with many different STI’s
Don1: Good idea!

by lanslide1ofchipotletown November 21, 2021