dilldude

1. a man who crawls into a whales vagina; thus making him a man dildo.
2. a gay man who uses a dildo.

1. The dilldude made the whale squirt!
2. The dilldude enjoys a dildo in his butthole.

by TTimmy February 15, 2008

Dildude

A male who sleeps with a large number of people. In essence, he is just a dildo, being only used for his penis.

Stevie: I've had sex with five people this week.

Jeff: You're a dildude.

by Nig-Nag June 6, 2009

Dildude

1. Usually a male the sucks so hard he can go fuck himself.
2. Dudes who are so self absorbed they prefer to suck their own dick.
3. Dude who rides his own nuts.

Hey Dildude, why don't you go and fuck yourself?

by Orly Vazquez May 29, 2008

dillydude

a shattered lightbulb

Watch out for that dillydude on the floor.

by DemonlyDivineDuo May 24, 2005