Dildo whore 

Someone who does anything for a quick moment with a sexual aide.

Tom: Did you see that old woman pick up that chew toy and lick it?
Ben: Dude... that was not a chew toy.
Tom: Ugh... what a dirty dildo whore.

Dildo whore by monkey500 March 12, 2018

Where’s Dildo? 

A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.

Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.

Where’s Dildo? by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020

dildowhore 

Someone who is too fake to be a real whore

Ugh, look at her......she is such a dildowhore!

dildowhore by Bawble November 30, 2022