Digniitis

It is a disease that resembles cancer from playing video games.

My friend has been diagnosed with (digniitis) from playing too much Fortnite.

Digniitis by PilotJet Games April 7, 2019

Digniitis

It is a form of a disease from dignity

My god, Rick has digniitis from that guy that have dignity.

Digniitis by PilotJet Games April 6, 2019

Madden 10-dinitis

A condition that will begin afflicting users of the hotly anticipated "Madden 2010" after prolonged periods of gameplay. The first sufferers will be the midnight buyers, who will begin sensing symptoms at around 4 A.M. on August 14th, 2009.

Madden 10-dinitis will result in a brief, but severe drop, in productivity for the following work-week of the American economy, as upwards of 7 million people will have called in with the condition.

Alfonze (on phone): Hey boss, I got bad news. Yeah, I got tendinitis and won't be able to come into work until Monday at the earliest. That cool?

Rick the boss (on phone): Alfonze, do you have tendinitis, or do you have Madden 10-dinitis?

Alfonze: ...Madden 10-dinitis.

Rick the boss: All right. See you next week. (whispers) How is it?

Alfonze: THIS SHIT'S OFF THE CHAIN, SON!

Madden 10-dinitis by Derek Juntunen August 14, 2009

Dignits 

A standardized unit designed for the measurment of a persons overall dignity and/or social status

Wow, he lost at least 10 dignits for fornicating with that girl closet style last night.

Dignits by Nathaniel February 8, 2004

lost in digitisation 

Humour, sarcasm, irony etc losing its effect when told over SMS, IM or other social networking media.

Person 1: "Hey, did you get that hilarious text message I sent you yesterday afternoon?"

Person 2: "Oh, that was a joke? I thought you were serious!"

Person 1: "Man, I hate it when my sharp wit gets lost in digitisation!"

lost in digitisation by aundii September 15, 2010

digitis infamous 

The 3rd digit; The middle finger.

Flex your forearm, clench your fist, and extend the digitis infamous.

digitis infamous by Anatomy Student July 2, 2009

team dignitas 

A gaming organisation made for a number of games, including COD, Counterstrike 1.6 and Counter-strike source. Many of these team members are teenagers who in fact, have little lives. Team-Dignitas counter strike clans are normally successful in the UK, however pose little success outside the UK as the foreigners always PWN DEM.

kid 1: OMGZ HAV U HEARD TEAM DIGNITAS R PLAYIN H2K TODAY#?
kid 2: YA I AM SITTIN IN MY DIGNITAZ TOP ND DRINKIN FROM MY DIG MUG :D

kid 3: OMGZ GUYZ U WATYCHIN DA GAME? YAY I LV AARON HEZ MY FAV PLAYER :D

kid 4: when r dey gna kik aleski he totally sux at cs

team dignitas by JasonQuinn December 10, 2009