Dinoitis 

Very contagious disease that spreads very rapidly when around Dino. Symptoms may include constant trips to restroom , abnormally passing gas , chills , sweats , or sever stomach pains. If come across Dinoitis please take "lipton tea-bags" as it tends to help out within seconds.

pain stomach shit bathroom uncontrollable Dinoitis

Dinoitis by Perrito August 19, 2013

Madden 10-dinitis

A condition that will begin afflicting users of the hotly anticipated "Madden 2010" after prolonged periods of gameplay. The first sufferers will be the midnight buyers, who will begin sensing symptoms at around 4 A.M. on August 14th, 2009.

Madden 10-dinitis will result in a brief, but severe drop, in productivity for the following work-week of the American economy, as upwards of 7 million people will have called in with the condition.

Alfonze (on phone): Hey boss, I got bad news. Yeah, I got tendinitis and won't be able to come into work until Monday at the earliest. That cool?

Rick the boss (on phone): Alfonze, do you have tendinitis, or do you have Madden 10-dinitis?

Alfonze: ...Madden 10-dinitis.

Rick the boss: All right. See you next week. (whispers) How is it?

Alfonze: THIS SHIT'S OFF THE CHAIN, SON!

Madden 10-dinitis by Derek Juntunen August 14, 2009

Dioitis 

Being completely dumb as fuck in school. Similar to "senioritis",
but is ten times worse. The art of slacking in all of your classes, and breakdancing instead of doing your guided readings for Mrs. Lienau.

"Yo nigga ya boi got sum srs dioitis"

"Ya dawg, he dumb as fuqq in dat class, all dat nigga ever do is bboy"

Dioitis by hayden oddfuture reguindin January 10, 2014