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Dictater 

A potato carved to resemble a penis and used for sexual pleasure.
The foreign exchange student from Russia always bought potatoes to make dictaters until she started dating.
Dictater by Myownworstenemy May 15, 2016
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Dating Dictator 

An individual who cannot get their own dating in order, so instead they attempt to dictate to others who, if, how and why those others date in order to feel relevant.

A dating Dictator often tends to sit on dating related videos on YouTube, attempting to dictate to people they will never meet how to date..
"you should be a man and ask out this person, take her here, buy her this specific gift, and buy her dinner" - dating dictator

theocratic dictatorship 

A government which is ruled by the combination of religious institution and dictatorial ruler(s).
In 2015, Saudi Arabia is an example of a theocratic dictatorship.

dictator turtle 

The dictator turtle is a fearless, yet slow and inactive, animal that will hunt down its prey whenever needed. It is called a dictator turtle, because it is crucial for it to feel in power and control at all times.
An example could include a seemingly peaceful night, where everything seems to be in order. Suddenly, however, the dictator turtle discovers that a regular turtle has moved in on its territory, and now it will do everything in its power to retain his area, and fight this intruder to his death.
dictator turtle by Testudo1 November 7, 2013

fart dictatorship 

someone utilizing farts to control a social situation.
James is the president of his own fart dictatorship when he uses his secret weapon to disperse a crowd at a movie theater (with great power comes great responsibility).

Dictatorvation 

The notion of a group or company wide innovation culture - but where only the CEO or a single leader monopolizes what are 'good ideas' and rejects or doesn't listen to ideas from elsewhere - yet professes to wanting everyone to be innovative.

Classic culture fail in a pandemic world - appearing more in bricks and mortar companies in the LA area wanting to behave like a tech start up - but where the leaders have no innovative ideas but can't let go of the control
"I've got a Dictatorvation meeting with the boss at 3pm'
Dictatorvation by EDDONNER November 8, 2020

Dictatorship 

(Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary 10th Edition)

1 : The office of dictator. 2 : Autocratic rule, control, or leadership. 3 a : A form of government in which absolute power is concentrated in a dictator or a small clique. b : a government organization or group in which absolute power is so concentrated. c : a despotic state.
The country suffered for many years under his dictatorship.
Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin were dictators.
Dictatorship by kittyangel August 27, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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