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Dicktwackted 

When a female ( or penis lover of any kind ), is so twacked out high on meth, that they cannot accomplish anything other then things that only involve their own or someone else's penis. This includes masturbation, oral sex and even day dreaming.....
Roomate 1: Did Stephanie leave for work yet???
Roomate 2: I keep hearing slurping noises coming from Jonathan's room so I think she got dicktwackted again......
Dicktwackted by LemmeF1ndOut November 20, 2020
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Dicktracted 

the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.
You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...
Dicktracted by nanipoo October 4, 2010

dicktracked 

verb; to be distracted by the opportunity or presence of penis.
"Liz was dicktracked by the prospect of the black pizza man's cock, so she held off on doing her work to service him sexually."

Dicktracted 

the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.
You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...
Dicktracted by nanipoo October 4, 2010

Dicktracted 

Being distracted by a male. A term typically used by a female.
"Hey girl, haven't seen you in awhile,
How have you been?!"

"Yea, sorry. David has me dicktracted."
Dicktracted by Margadorn June 30, 2017

distwackted

Getting high and loosing focus on the task at hand. Not so {supergone} like {side-twacked}, as it only invovles the singular incident.
P1-Comes into the room empty handed
P2-"Hey I thought you were going to pick me up something to
drink at the store"
P1-"I knew I was forgetting something. I was on my way there when I saw the smoke-shop, got distwackted, bought a new pipe and came straight here"
distwackted by Ben Gone November 29, 2006

dickstrackted

A person who thinks about dick 24/7
Did you see Tasha? Man that hoe is dickstrackted!
dickstrackted by shaniquajackson August 5, 2014
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