Dicklan

Noun:

A Snapback merchant who surcomes to a dickish nature.

Person 1: Man, you wanna buy my snapbacks? They're only $10
Person 2: Dude, you're such a Dicklan.

by Nobody Knows, Seriously December 5, 2012

Dickplant

The art of burrowing ones knob deep into a pot of mud.

James: Hear about Tom at work? His wife caught him with his dick burrowed deep in soil.

Adam: What, you have never given Dickplant ago?... It keeps the cock fertilised!

by CannabisKings March 29, 2019

dicklength

An imaginary unit of measurement used in conversation to exaggerate the length of one's member.

Son: "Dad, how long is a basketball court?"

Father: "I don't know the exact figure, son, but I'd say it's probably somewhere between 12 and 14 dicklengths."

by Dr Harry Johnson March 29, 2013

Dickslandees

Dickslandees is a disease which triggers your brain at exact 12pm to slap butts of other people. Dank Rishu was the first person diagnosed with this deadly disease.

He suffers from dickslandees

by Vau fan March 19, 2021

Dicksand

Much like quicksand, dicksand is what girls get caught in when they're obsessed with their boyfriend/crush/husband or really anyone that's giving them dick.

We're not gonna see Susan again for a while. She's caught up in Tom's dicksand.

by AvocadoToast June 10, 2016

Dicksand

Like quicksand, but with dicks. When a woman loses herself into a guy and in love with being in love. Made famous through the movie "How To Be Single".

She was almost over him when he called her again and she fall back into his dicksand.

by Ella Burrito September 19, 2016

Dickanator

1. A short person of the masculine variety, often also small in stature, whose actions are wholly reflective of their goal to prove they do not have a small penis or otherwise assert their masculinity.

Man, that guy Sandy is such a dickanator.

I swear to god, if I get called a homofag by those whiny ten-year-old dickanators on Xbox Live one more time I'm going to go postal in a kindergarten.

by TaylorBryant April 7, 2009