When a woman expects to get some but plans change and she has to go without getting some, so she throws a dick fit. Much like a child throwing a tantrum when they dont get what they want.
The couple had plans to spend a romantic night tigether, but due to unforseen circumstances they had to postpone their night, causing the woman to throw a dick fit.
by Sparta1997 December 11, 2017
A consultation, between man and woman, in which each evaluates a prospective sexual partner. A largely transactional encounter, the man will insert his erect penis into the woman's vagina, such that each party can determine if the size, tightness etc. is to their liking, and a sexual relationship is viable.
Gwendolyn : Hey Julie, you want to come over to my place tonight and watch Sex In The City in our pajamas ?
Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.
Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!
Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.
Julie : Can't make it, I've got Trevor coming over for dinner and a dick fitting.
Gwendolyn : Oh that's right, well let me now how it goes. I just had a dick fitting with Chad last week - that boy's size, does not fit all!
Julie : Trust me, you don't need to tell me that. I had to push Trevor's cock fitting back two weeks because of Chad.
by The Rockit April 27, 2010
by dr.peuss March 11, 2009
by AntonioThaGreasa April 10, 2015
Physically in shape and sexually attractive to men, especially after not being or feeling that way for some time.
Cheryl had put on some weight while she was pregnant but was working hard to get dick fit in time for summer.
by soapdishjp February 9, 2010
The female equivalent to a pussy fit. When a female makes a rude or crass, unwanted or inappropriate sexual advance on a male she doesn't know and he refuses, her resulting insecure name-calling is a "dick fit".
Female: Hey, guy. You should buy me a drink. Look at my boobs!
Male:....uh, no thanks. I actually have some class, lady.
Female:...oh! Well, I guess I wouldn't want one from you anyway! You limpdick! What are you, gay! Go back over there with your fraternity boyfriends!
Male:.....did she just tell me I had a small dick and gay because I refused her?
Male 2: Yep. Huh, must have expected every guy to swoon for her because of her boobs. Insecure bitch. She's having a dick fit.
Male:....uh, no thanks. I actually have some class, lady.
Female:...oh! Well, I guess I wouldn't want one from you anyway! You limpdick! What are you, gay! Go back over there with your fraternity boyfriends!
Male:.....did she just tell me I had a small dick and gay because I refused her?
Male 2: Yep. Huh, must have expected every guy to swoon for her because of her boobs. Insecure bitch. She's having a dick fit.
by sailtheplains September 21, 2013
The persona that emerges when a closet smoker is jonesing for a cigarette but must wait for a smoking opportunity. In the meanwhile, he is a total dick to everyone.
"Why did Dad spike those hedge clippers into the ground and nearly sever his foot?"
"He badly needs a smoke but won't admit it. He's being a total Nic Fit DICK!"
"He badly needs a smoke but won't admit it. He's being a total Nic Fit DICK!"
by Witty Mommy April 1, 2015