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dick back whale
dick back whale by ppwacker July 20, 2021
Kick Back with your dick back
Similar in nature to Rock out with your cock out, but in a more relaxed manner.
See also Rock back with your cock back.
See also Rock back with your cock back.
Well, if you don't rock out with your cock out, then maybe you should just kick back with your dick back.
Kick Back with your dick back by Pessetti June 1, 2009
lemme get my dick back
speaker 1: dude why did you mess with my xbox settings?!
speaker 2: uhm I didn't so lemme get my dick back
speaker 2: uhm I didn't so lemme get my dick back
lemme get my dick back by swagsurfer69 December 26, 2013
back-dick
broke back dick
A male of Homosexual standings who dresses and acts like a cowboy/hick.Normally some sort of male on male cowboy grossly fufilled fantasy.
broke back dick by Lord Mcmaniel Dadan September 28, 2006
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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