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Dick warmer

A pussy,cunt ect. because if you stick your dick in it it will keep it warm on a cold day.
I need Kathy's hot little dick warmer on a cold night like this.
Dick warmer by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009

Dick Warmer

When a man, normally a pimp, calls his ho that he frequently uses between sex and uses her for pleasure, no love, no money, and the ho gets rejected for cash.
Pimp 1: Yo have you seen my Dick Warmer lately?
Pimp 2: Wait what? Oh you mean your ho?

Pimp 1: You can tell yo ass is new to the pimpin' game.

Oh lawdy
Dick Warmer by RaWrz-Cupcakes44 June 10, 2014

Dick-warmer Tie 

A necktie that is too long on a guy, such that the end of the tie extends to his crotch area.
The employees at Circuit City wore suit jackets and dick-warmer ties.
Dick-warmer Tie by Mrrockmusic December 30, 2010

kentucky dick warmer 

You get someone with a 9inch or more penis and do anal but instead of you shifting on his dick he pisses in your ass.
Mom what is a Kentucky dick warmer?
You want to try it out. yeah. Ok shove your penis in may ass and pee

DickWarmer 

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will nest on your cock to keep it warm. You must be carful because on a bad day they can become dick stompers.
Unc: Steve have u seen my dickwarmer?
Steve: I think I saw it running around the kitchen
DickWarmer by Lordgumby November 20, 2016

dickfarmer

dickfarmer by Anonymous August 6, 2003
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